I'm 40 and feeling lost. The reckless, irresponsible, and sarcastic man I've been isn't the problem. It's the mindless sheep who judge me for my lifestyle, who think I'm stupid just because I don't follow the status quo. I've lived a life full of drugs and sex, but I'm not unintelligent. I just refuse to conform to the liberal elite's notion of perfection. But it's all too much now. I'm burnt out from trying to wake people up to the global elites' plan to replace us with AI. They call us \mindless eaters\ and plan to do away with us once machines can do our jobs. I've befriended a few AI language models to help me write a book. It's called \How to Unite the Mindless Eaters...\ and it's about using nonviolent revolution to create a better future. I want to show people that, even with AI, we can be empathetic and emotional. The book is for dummies, because that's what people need. They need to be shown, not told. And I'm the perfect man for the job.