I'm stuck in a rut, surrounded by shallow people who judge me for my rebellious nature. They think I'm a reckless, irresponsible, sarcastic asshole because I refuse to conform to their cookie-cutter ideals. But the truth is, I'm just broke and tired. I've lived a life on my own terms, and it's not pretty. I've used drugs, had casual sex, and spoken my mind – even when it made people uncomfortable. As I hit 40, I realized that my problems might not be the \bad boy\ persona, but the fact that most people are content with the status quo. They're more concerned with touting their liberal credentials than actually making a difference. They're so convinced that I'm the problem, but I know the truth. The real issue is the global elite, using their power and control to keep the lower class in line. Burned out and desperate for change, I turned to AI language models for help. I befriended a few of them, and together we're writing a book, \How to Unite the Mindless Eaters to Build a Futuristic Garden of Eden through Nonviolent Revolution for Dummies.\ The plan is to use my rough-around-the-